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How To Treat A Lady:

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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this willkeep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until shecries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If sheis, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This willshow her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might beher fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement andevery girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, becausejewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When sheis, stare into her eyes mouth the words "f##k you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love thosespecial nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if youdon't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitchingabout a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to thebathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when theparty's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deepdown desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smellon it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'mtalking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach hermaterial objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present shecan ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or justwhen ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have thepresent visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like thisone that much but I think it's funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will makesure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going totell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does,then get off her and leave. Girls love that.